December 31st, 2007
What Would We Do Without Them?
There are people among us who have a special ability and we try to encourage special abilities wherever and whenever possible. This is so that people feel accepted and not like freaks and don’t develop antisocial tendencies and kill us all in our sleep with their baby spoons sharpened to lethal points.
But some people are freaks and while they probably shouldn’t be separated from society because they do still perform the occasional valuable service, it should be noted that they are freaks and they should be made to carry special shiny briefcases and matching shoes or something. They would like that.